Lorelai and Rory’s List of “Enemies”

People who eat crunchy food with their mouths open

People who dog-ear library books

People who spit when they talk (Lorelai spits in Rory’s eye while she’s saying this)

Note that Lorelai, who supposedly never eats fresh fruit unless she feels like she’s coming down with an illness of some kind, is eating a bowl of fruit salad for breakfast. Maybe she’s a bit under the weather?

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