“I wish my mom would let me have a car”

KIRK: Man, I wish my mom would let me have a car . . . or a bike . . . or my roller skates back.

Kirk complains about not being allowed to have a car, but in “I Can’t Get Started”, he said his car was blocked in by Christopher’s Volvo at Sookie’s rehearsal dinner. Possibly he was actually his mother’s car, or it was another of Kirk’s stories.