Patience is a Virtue

FRANCIE: Okay, I guess I can wait . . . for a while.

PARIS: Patience is a virtue.

“Patience is a virtue” is a proverbial saying refering to Patience as one of the seven heavely virtues, dating back to the 5th century epic poem Psychomachia, by the Latin poet Prudentius.

An old couplet says:

Patience is a virtue, possess it if you can

‘Tis seldom found in women, but never in a man!

“The early bird”

MAN: Wow, you’re hours early.

LORELAI: Yeah, well, I just wanted to beat traffic and have time to get ready and relax, and also, I’ve heard the early bird gets the unwrinkled gowns without the mysterious stains in them.

Lorelai plays with the common English proverb, “The early bird catches the worm”, meaning that the first people to arrive are most likely to nab the best stuff, or that the earlier you begin a task, the more likely you are to succeed at it before others. It’s first found in a 17th century collection of proverbs, suggesting that it was already an old and well-known saying.

“There is a baby desperately in need of some bath water”

LORELAI: Whoa, whoa, whoa! There is a baby here desperately in need of some bath water.

A play on the common idiom, “To throw the baby out with the bathwater”, meaning that in the rush to rid oneself of unwanted things, valuable things are being lost as well. It was originally a German proverb, dating to at least the 16th century.

Lorelai means that just because Margie can’t be Richard’s secretary any more, it doesn’t mean he needs to give up on the idea of having his own business as well.