LORELAI: Of course if she [Sookie] tells me the story of how Jackson cultivates his own mealworms to help fertilize his plants one more time, I’m going to Romeo and Juliet them both.
In William Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet, both lovers end up dead, so Lorelai is simply joking that she could kill the pair of them. There has already been an allusion to this play, and there will be more to come.
The Annotated Gilmore Girls 
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