The Seventh Commandment

PASTOR: [to groom] And do you vow to uphold the principles of the seventh commandment as set out in Exodus 20:14?
JAMES: I do.

The seventh commandment is “Thou shalt not commit adultery”. Unless you’re Catholic or Lutheran, in which case it’s “Thou shalt not steal”.

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