LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.
LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar.
Balance bar is the brand name of a nutritional energy bar, first released in 1992, and adhering to the principles of the Zone Diet expounded by Dr Barry Sears, promoting a balance of carbohydrates, protein, and fat. In 2000, the company was bought by Kraft Foods.