RORY: It wasn’t funny.
JESS: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I didn’t intend to do it. Does that make you feel any better?
Oh right. You just coincidentally brought lots of money to a town event you had no interest in and that nobody made you go to, and then you accidentally bid it all on Rory’s basket against her boyfriend?
Nobody is buying this, Jess. You’re full of it.