PARIS: We’re friends?
RORY: I’m not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm.
Bizarro, previously discussed, and now used by Lorelai, Jess, and Rory.
Just as Rory found it hard to define her relationship with Jess, resorting to the word “friendish” to describe it, she also finds it hard to say what Paris is to her. Classmate? Ex-bully? Frenemy? Fellow nerd? Or an actual friend? For now, the bizarro friends-ish realm must satisfy.
The Annotated Gilmore Girls 