LORELAI: The way you survive a road trip with my mother is to make sure you have all your bases covered, leave nothing to chance. Never give her the opportunity to give you a thirty-minute lecture on how, if you’d brought the second bathing suit like she told you to, it wouldn’t have mattered that the first one’s strap broke in a freak pool slide incident that no one, including the Amazing Kreskin, could’ve predicted, you would’ve been covered.
The Amazing Kreskin, previously discussed.
The Annotated Gilmore Girls 